This weekend has licensed one of my roommates (and architect), and on Friday we enjoyed dinner with his girlfriend, his parents and siblings. My partner's father is a doctor, and whenever we visit, I said "some of their own." On this occasion we remember the issue of hazing, and I realized that today, at my school are extremely soft and lacking in ideas, because I had the best rookie ever created by man. Let's keep
situation. University of Granada, 70's. College males. Enter a New kid in that residence, but 4 of Medicine . Veterans doctors, at first hesitant to gamble on, until at some lights came up with the genius I'll tell you. Material: a piece of chicken with skin, blood of any animal, a scalpel, a syringe, saline solution, sterile gloves, needle and thread sutures, surgical cloths, bandages, adhesive tape, an oral antibiotic, povidone , gauze, and other surgical material.
Preparation: Intimídese rookie until he agrees to undergo a phimosis intervention home, appealing to an operation is very easy, clean and with little risk, and that all rookies must go through the medical procedure if they wish to live in that College. Take to the novice at a table of considerable size and get to put the legs in lithotomy position. Cover the area to intervene with surgical drapes for the "patient" does not see the surgical field, and take out adequate oral antibiotic prophylaxis. Prick the foreskin of the patient and Infiltrate a bit of saline ( I have no taste, but it must hurt to not see ), reporting the "patient" that is local anesthesia and it hurts a little, and that the cut will feel the cut but not painful. Then swallow the knife (for the Roma, of course) by balano-prepuciano the "patient", as we are withdrawing the surgical gauze soaked in animal blood, so that "suffered" to see, both these gauze like some chicken pellejillo to be pulled away covertly, and that will serve as the lost foreskin in the process. Once simulated a suture, véndese (spectacularly, if possible) the penis of the "patient" and insists that should not be open until three days later.
Result : Wait until you see the face of the "patient" when removing his penis to make the first treatment ...
to me I would never have happened something like this, we must recognize that it is awful ....
PS In " The bullshit of the moment," what if mezclásemos Lost (Lost) and Baywatch ( The Baywatch)?
Result : Wait until you see the face of the "patient" when removing his penis to make the first treatment ...
to me I would never have happened something like this, we must recognize that it is awful ....
PS In " The bullshit of the moment," what if mezclásemos Lost (Lost) and Baywatch ( The Baywatch)?
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